wtwta 2: JESSICA MESLER

JESSICA MESLER USED TO SIT BY THE LOSER KIDS AT SCHOOL EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS REALLY COOL. THEN SHE MOVED IN WITH ME! ALL THE WAY FROM LITTLE IOWA, MESLER SPENT HER TIME CREATING FOREIGN DANCE MOVES, READING BRITISH LITERATURE, AND CLIMBING UP BUILDINGS. JESSICA MESLER BOATS IN THE SUMMER TIME AND WATCHES SAILOR MOON EPISODES IN THE NIGHT TIME. WHEN SHE ISNT ONLINE SHOPPING FOR VINTAGE LOOK A LIKES, SHE IS PLAYING WITH BOO, THE BEST DOG IN THE WORLD.

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I was born with the wonderful name Jessica Ashley Mesler but have secretly always wanted to be called Alexis, Alex for short.

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Today at Breakfast At Twiis, I ordered tomatoes with mozzerella and basil.. i thought you were being literally, uh, i ordered a ninja turtle snuggie.

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My bedroom described in three words would be disaster. three syllables.

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An average day in my favorite shoes (which are normally my black moccasins) would consist of school, work, school, and thuy time.

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If i have to talk about one person it will be my friend tom. because he's a really good friend and i'm excited to get to see him soon.

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If i could be best friends with anyone it would be thuy pham, i dont want a new best friend. ooh besties.. Max Bemis.

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I’m mentally allergic to any form of homework.

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My favorite ride at Disneyland is (long pause) ...indiana jones?

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My favorite four letter word is meow.

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Finish this sentence, if love was edible, I’d be eating (censored) icecream, i can't have it.. cause im a vegan.. haha